Dead inside. Moisturized outside.

Unbothered AF is a handmade resin art piece inspired by bubble baths, zero notifications, and the kind of self-care that involves ignoring absolutely everyone. Featuring a skeleton soaking in a bubbly blue bath with cucumber eyes, a towel wrapped head, a cigar, and one very pink rubber ducky, this piece is equal parts dark humor, camp, and functional art. Use it to hold your keys, rings, jewelry, loose change, and other everyday chaos while she sits there reminding you that sometimes the healthiest response is simply, not today.

And because Chaos pieces like to earn their keep, one of the bubbles doubles as an incense holder, adding a little smoke to the whole unbothered mood.

• Each piece is handmade, so slight variations and tiny imperfections are part of what make every one unique.

• Perfect for: self-care queens, dark humor lovers, maximalists, burnout survivors, funky home decor fans, jewelry storage, and anyone committed to protecting their peace.

• This piece is HUGE!!! Please see reference pics! It’s also HEAVY! Please note that I will package it carefully if you pinky swear to unwrap it just as carefully! All Manor pieces will ship at my expense. Note that Dressed In Chaos and Chaos Manor pieces will ship separately so I can ensure everything reaches you securely!

  
  

Relaxed. Ridiculous. Completely unavailable. Very Chaos.